You might be trying to redeem yourself from that botched dinner party you threw (hey, chocolate chip cookie casserole was a cool idea… in theory). Or perhaps you want to cook up something just a tad more exotic than macaroni and cheese. Maybe you're a Chinese food addict, but your refrigerator can't hold any more of those cute little boxes. It is for you, dear children, that we have written this tutorial.

Most people think that eating a good Chinese meal can only occur by going to a restaurant, ordering from a restaurant, or moving to China . Those are nice options, but they can get rather pricey. So because we're so cheap, we'll show you how to prepare a Chinese meal that's simple to prepare, yet amazing to eat.

But before you start chopping watercress, take note: the recipes found in this tutorial accommodate 4-6 servings, so if your intention is to whip up a romantic meal for your significant other (or to prepare an awesome feast for your closest 11 friends), you're on your own with the math.